Saturday, 22 September 2012

TANZANIA . UGLY


Mood status: An absolute feral
Location: Still on the white sandy beaches of Zanzibar, Tanzania

Thought I’d post a quick one about a photo shoot that’s happening on the beach at this very moment. It’s for a German clothing company that is equivalent to our Myers.

Rule #1: You do not bring bikini models to a beach full of people who have been camping for 3 weeks.

Revise:

Rule #1: You do not bring Brazilian and Puerto Rican bikini models to a beach full of dirty, hairy girls who have been camping for 3 weeks and eaten mountains of high-carb foods day in, day out.

Rule #2: Please, just please. Not when we’re all hungover too.


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